1. If people feel the need to jump in and defend somebody who can fully well defend herself, just because she has perfected the "little girl lost" routine and uses it daily, I will learn to laugh at them, because they're morons.

2. If people feel the need to drag up year-old shit they know nothing about in an unrelated argument, I will learn to laugh at them, because they're morons who have either nothing better to do than try and hurt people or feel they have to resort to cheap shots to win an argument they wouldn't have gotten out of otherwise.

3. If people feel the need to jump in on something that doesn't concern them, just to insult somebody they have a grudge against, I will learn to laugh at them, because they're morons.

4. If people feel the need to use arrogance, uncalled-for insults and in-your-face I-look-down-my-nose-at-you in a debate, I will learn to laugh at them, because they're morons, and I will gleefully wait for the day when somebody short-tempered will punch them in the face and knock out a few teeth.

5. If people feel the need to use juvenile, uncalled-for insults in a discussion, while at the same time accusing the person they are arguing with of using juvenile, uncalled-for insults and being immature and not knowing how to argue, I will learn to laugh at them, because they're morons.

6. If people feel the need to, and insist on, heading down the same slippery slope that another person who is apparently one of their heroes did, I will jump off while I can and watch them slide to certain ruin. I will learn to laugh at them this time, because they're morons, and not get caught in the hole they dig up for themselves.