Hee. Dad came back from a conference on antibiotics and feed for poultry and came back with a plush rooster toy which has a rainbow-colored beak and crows when you squeeze it. :D After removing all the various advertising tags, I have a perfectly good advertisement-free plush rooster toy. :D
(No but seriously... who the hell comes up with these ideas for advertisement? See also this past entry for more of the same.)