Design #2104354739
It's a bracelet! It expands at the touch of a button!
You can get random ones, or you can also feed it a specific "product name", getting results like this: sailoreagle is a sticking plaster that repels bees! It traps mice in a humane fashion and folds out into a tent.

You know what I love about this? Sometimes you get things that are really deep and meaningful, like "Nightmares is a dog collar that doesn't distract you from your work, has a built-in alarm clock and knows your name." Or "Loneliness is a featureless cube that doesn't distract you from your work! It sounds better than it looks and tells you when people are lying." And then, sometimes you get utter gibberish like "Reality is a mousemat that has been blessed by a priest!"

I'm a great proponent of, and hence, I hope, expert at spotting false profundity, but this seems to have bridged the gap to true insight. I don't think there's any way to deny the essential truth of "Charm is a burglar alarm that works in the rain! It helps the medicine go down and speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones."

If creativity is merely a random flow of ideas from which we select the most appropriate, can this truly be said to have any less phliosophical worth than a work of man?