Remember that entry I made about this absurdly heavy women's magazine? I saw the new issue of "Elle" at a newsstand today. No, I didn't buy it, I'm not going to waste money on that shit again - but it was a "special number" with 870 pages, according to the yellow 3cm tall capitals on the cover. I held it up for a second, it must've been at least 3cm thick and weighed at least 2kg. And of course, next to it, was this month's issue of "Marie Claire". Which was even thicker and even heavier.
What a waste of trees. XP

I'll remember this if ever I need to kill someone and the only things to hand are magazines.