Edited only an ickle


Edited only an ickle bit for formatting and getting rid of stray stuff that didn't really belong... Star Wars Episode 1/2.

Icchan SC: oh no
Icchan SC: has anyone EVER referred to Yoda as he/she?
sailoreagle: ...well he's quite clearly a he. could be a it for that matter, but...
Icchan SC: Well, how so? I mean, I specifically can NOT recall anyone saying either way for outright sure.
And wouldn't it be just amusing to pull a stunt like that. Just to screw with everyone's head?
sailoreagle: lol. he IS the kind of person (thingy?) to pull something like that...
Icchan SC: yeah
sailoreagle: hmm. I wonder what exactly Luke's training was... I mean we didn't see much of it...
(yes, I'm a bad bad person, I'll go sit in a corner now)
Icchan SC: ...
Icchan SC: so what happens if you splash Yoda with cold water?
sailoreagle: *literally falls off her chair laughing*
well I guess that swamp place was cursed...
Icchan SC: after all, gone martial-arts training in a swampy place..
Icchan SC: .........................oh lord no
Icchan SC: Yoda versus Happosai. FIGHT!
sailoreagle: The Force versus The Panties.
Icchan SC: ayup
Icchan SC: here's a worse thought
Icchan SC: what if you hit Yoda with HOT water? who would he turn back into?
sailoreagle: ...
Icchan SC: Yup
sailoreagle: *pushes the bad mental image AWAY*
Icchan SC: *BREAKS*
Icchan SC: just swap Yoda with Happosai.
Luke...the force flows through us all. It is an energy field generated by panties, that connect each of them. Only by meditating and gathering large piles of panties will you be able to master the Force.
sailoreagle: gah
that's quite enough, thank you
Icchan SC: alright alright
Icchan SC: but it's no worse than your Yoda/Luke lightsaber polishing you mentioned before.
sailoreagle: *snickers*
Icchan SC: *koff* at least if Yoda WERE Happosai, Natalie Portman's character would never be in trouble again.
sailoreagle: LOL
Icchan SC: ...and all of a sudden Anakin Saotome makes a hell of a lot more sense.
sailoreagle: yes but then poor Ani would get all pissed off...
(well, more than he already is...)
sailoreagle: ...lol!
Icchan SC: yes.
Icchan SC: and Anakin would make SO much more sense
Icchan SC: as Ranma
Icchan SC: Amidala makes a decent Akane...
sailoreagle: yes...
Icchan SC: And there's just something far too bloody amusing as Obi Wan fighting in Panda form with a lightsaber.
sailoreagle: that's one hell of an amusing mental image. XD
Icchan SC: Damn skippy.
sailoreagle: *imagines a Panda-Wan in the chase scene at the beginning, holding up a sign that goes "I hate it when he does that kind of things"*
Icchan SC: *SCREAMS LAUGHING*
Icchan SC: PADAWAN...PANDAWAN...
sailoreagle: XD
sailoreagle: Qui-Gon: "Follow the Force, my Pandawan."
Icchan SC: mmhmm.
Icchan SC: So who plays Anakin-chan?
Icchan SC: ...and...
Icchan SC: oh God
Icchan SC: this suddenly lends credence to Jarjar's nickname of"Annie"
Icchan SC: XD
sailoreagle: *HOWLS* XD
Icchan SC: hooooooooookaaaaaaaaaay
Icchan SC: I think we should stop now
I wonder why this kinda stuff always ends with "I think we should stop now". XD

¤ May 21, 2002 07:11 PM ¤

Comments

Ok, NOW I get the references. You're right, that is damn funny.

Posted by: CyberFish at May 23, 2002 09:48 PM