My parents (my mom, more specifically) just gave me one last belated Christmas present.
An alarm clock.
I already have one.
The one they gave me this time is one of those you put under your pillow and they vibrate. It won't do any good because I don't even use my pillow half of the time, and the other half I turn it a lot of times before I fall asleep. And I hate sleeping with a big lump under my pillow. So I will never use it.
And they know.

Fuck them.