And this is why I shouldn't go to #thief while trying to work, and mention I'm writing an article on larch:

<Manboy> It fell off the porn-tree. I believe it's Autumn in the Northern Hemisphere now, yes?
<Manboy> Deciduous, are porn trees..
<Paz> Doesn't porn fly south for the autumn?
* sailoreagle|work tries not to laugh
<sailoreagle|work> youre going to get me caught damn j00
<Manboy> In spring, you get vibrant lolita blooms, slowly maturing to grannies by September.
<Paz> It's the fun game all IRC can play... "Get SE fired" ;)
<sailoreagle|work> OI!
<Manboy> From work experience.
<Paz> Well, it's better than nothing.
* Manboy pictures the work-experience kid tipping his desk over and screaming "I QUIT!!!".
<Paz> Sometimes the unscrupulous garden-tender will attempt to disguise a decidedly middle-aged flower as a new bloom.
<Paz> hehe "YOU CAN HAVE MY BADGE! I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES!"
<sailoreagle|work> will yall quit it with the tree references? you arent helping, Im trying to finish the article on the larch without laughing
<sailoreagle|work> =)
<Paz> Larch porn!
<Manboy> Heh...the tale of the Larch and the Porn tree.
<Paz> See the larch in HOT XXX ACTION!
<sailoreagle|work> GAHH!
<Paz> It'll shed everything for you!
<Ulukai> Ok, enough with the porn trees :)
<Manboy> RINGBARKING!
<Paz> The roots go as DEEP as you want
<Paz> Let's not even get started on the sappy deposits on the bark.
<Lesser`Away> not a single Viktoria reference?
<Lesser`Away> I'm disappointed.