*snickers* Oh, this is precious. I just got one of those wonderful advertising emails:

Hello,

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The best thing had to be the image on the email though. On the left a large magnet, with two electricity bolt thingies that connected it to a screenshot of the mainpage of my site. On the right of the screenshot, an animated .gif of several little men that flied across the screen to "stick" on the right side of the screenshot, as if indeed drawn by a magnet. *snickers again* Something tells me they weren't exactly going for a humoristic effect, but that's what they got.

I'll post the pic later, when I get home.