Refer 2.0. Upgrade when home. (And maybe I should put a link to my referrers in the sidebar, but meh. Who'd be interested, except me? There haven't even been any amusing search requests lately, if you exclude an AOL search for "link that spins ur screen". Learn to type and be coherent, people, and maybe you will get relevant results. Maybe.)

u sur i thught engrish wuz writtn liek dis cos no one likes 2 writ 4evr wit dose long azz pargrphs u alwayz see onlne an every1 mus writ like dis 2 cuz its everywhr u no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha.

*slaps Ack around with the Expanded Edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, Large Print Version*

Why most assuredly not, sirrah, whyfore do those jolly odd fellowes forsake the glorious language of their forebears and their foreforebears?

Surely thyself and thy kith must grasp the enlightenment that the true beauty of the language only presents itself when one phrases onesself as though one had a spike up one's hind passage?

Any bets on how long before aolsearch adds a feature to automatically un-aol your search strings?

If I were AOL, I'd spare myself the coding effort and let them wallow in their own incompetence.