Some channel stats from a certain IRC channel:
"sailoreagle had a happy day and smiled 196 times." (Akabane from GetBackers also smiles a lot. ;)
"sailoreagle knows that wisdom is the real wealth and asked 43 questions." (That's all the "can I help you?"s, I figure...)
And I'm top talker for the day with 3402 words and 384 lines. The second most chatty person had 1558 words and 221 lines.
I scare myself...