7:00 Wake up.
7:01 mmph... 'nother five minutes
7:15 Get woken up again by mom
7:16 yes yes... 'nother five minutes
7:30 Get woken up again by mom. "get UP! you're going to be late!"
7:31 Get up, drag self to bathroom
7:32 Find cat waiting for you in the bathroom
7:33 Get unnerved by cat staring at you, decide to throw it out
7:34 Cat starts purring and being generally cute when approached; give up on throwing it out, cuddle it instead
7:45 Drag self downstairs for breakfast, absurdly late
7:50 Breakfast done, brush teeth, get ready to leave
7:51 Notice wallet with train ticket is missing, hunt for wallet
7:53 Run like hell
7:58 Get to train station, just in time
8:00 On train
8:01 Curl up in seat, fall asleep
8:02 Weird IRC Dreams start
8:45 mmph... 'nother five min- oh. yes. station.
8:46 Rub eyes, drag self off train
8:47 Sit on bench with a book, in an attempt to fight off sleep
9:10 Get woken up from another Weird IRC Dream by train honking at you, train conductor laughing his ass off
9:11 Jump, rub eyes, grumble, get up from bench
9:12 Time to walk to work... ...oooo, books. Just five minutes...
9:25 Finally decide on two books, spend two days' lunch money on them
9:26 Run like hell
9:30 Get to work, just in time
Good morning.