Whoever invented Monday morning is a masochist, and should be shot.
"Good morning! It snowed last night, look how nice it is outside!" is a valid and pleasant way to wake me up only if I don't have to go out in the cold.
Snow + camera = whee! (Good thing I had no classes this morning, I stopped so many times to take photos on my way to uni I would have been horridly late.)
Snow (in the night) + rain (in the morning) = sludge. Brilliant, Mother Nature. Really brilliant.
Sludge + long legs = learning to take tiiiiiiiny steps. (God bless my leather boots.)
Sludge + spike heels = are you suicidal, woman? (Not me. A woman I saw hurrying to catch the bus, or attempting to. I don't doubt she wanted to make a statement with those spike heels, but the only statement she managed to make was, "I am idiot, watch me fall".)
And finally: Mother Nature? It's MARCH. You know, March? Spring? Flowers? Warm air? Sunny days? Ring any bells?
Good. Quit it with the bloody snow, already.
Mutter grumble mutter
¤ March 8, 2004 10:11 AM ¤
Comments
Snow? Over? In March?
What is this..."sun" you speak of?
Posted by: Nyx at March 12, 2004 08:13 PM
Well, yeah. I'm in Italy, remember. Not Up North. *grins*
Posted by: sailoreagle at March 12, 2004 10:38 PM