Dear Mr. I Want To Be An IRCop: you asked how to become an IRCop, and you were told the usual process. You were told that you had to spend time on the network first, and then you had to be sponsored as a helper by a current staff member; if you did well as a helper, you would then be considered for an IRCop position. What's that? You don't know any current staff members? Well, see, that's the point of spending time on the network, IRCops do notice good users. Why the hell are you asking how to be a helper now? You have already been told. Also, if I were you, I would think twice about using "well, I don't speak English well enough to understand your Acceptable Usage Policy" as an excuse for not wanting to follow a rule, when you want to be an IRCop. DUH.