OK here's what you do:

• Grab the nearest book
• Open the book to page 23
• Find the fifth sentence
• Post the text of the sentence in your journal... along with these instructions.

Here's mine:

This is an enlightened arrangement by the Management because it prevents unemployment among young unmarried women and probably also keeps up the birthrate.

-- The Tough Guide To Fantasy Land, Diana Wynne Jones

Lifted from Badger.

Because functional groups are the key to the chemistry of molecules, clear diagrams must emphasize the functional groups, and let the hydrocarbon framework fade into the background.

(I had the book next to me.)